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if you find that amusing, have the whole video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w
over 3 million views, lol. Immortal are so poopular.
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from Slavic folklore: Koschei the Deathless, also known as Koschei the Immortal, is most frequently represented as a very old and ugly-looking man. He can’t be killed by conventional means - his soul is hidden separate from his body inside a needle, which is in an egg, which is in a duck, which is in a hare, which is in a chest buried under a green oak tree on the island of Buyan, in the ocean. As long as his soul is safe, he cannot die. If the chest is dug up and opened, the hare will bolt away. If it is killed, the duck will emerge and try to fly off. Anyone possessing the egg has Koschei in their power. He begins to weaken, becomes sick and immediately loses the use of his magic. If the egg is tossed about, he likewise is flung around against his will. If the egg or needle is broken, Koschei will die.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koschei
In Russian tales, Baba Yaga is portrayed as a hag who flies through the air in a mortar, using the pestle as a rudder and sweeping away the tracks behind her with a broom made of silver birch. She lives in a log cabin that either moves around on a pair of dancing chicken legs, is surrounded by a palisade with a skull on each pole, or both. The keyhole to her front door is a mouth filled with sharp teeth; the fence outside is made with human bones with skulls on top.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yaga
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man i just did a contract killing on skyrim and it was this little old argonian living in squalor by a river and i feel so bad because he was just laying there sleeping and i came into his shitty life and fucking killed him
omg